Your name is TRAVIS TOUCHDOWN and you were the TOP RANKING ASSASSIN;that is, until now.
You have a variety of INTERESTS which include one of the BEST ANIMES EVER (in your opinion, that is), called BIZZARE JELLY 5. To add on to your obsession of BIZZARE JELLY 5, you also have a stash of SWAG dedicated to this thing you call FANDOM. You like to kill people and CUT THEIR HEADS OFF with a BEAM KATANA. You have a fondness for CATS and all things KAWAII and MOE.
And is it worth mentioning that you are still a VIRGIN?
TRAVIS. TRAVIS. SWEET BABY. TRAVIS. WHY.
This is beautiful.